belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
You're like the curious george of whores
I've been alternating between telling people I was mauled by a bear or hit by a car to explain the massive unexplainable bruise on my leg. Slightly more worried now that the car idea is believable.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
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