Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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