I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
i now understand why vodka
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