Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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