i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
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