called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
