and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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