every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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