lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
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