I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
You're a hot mess, you know that?
At least I'm a FUN hot mess. Like a train crash full of pizza, fireworks and glitter.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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