Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
My penis needs a shock collar
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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