I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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