Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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