is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
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