NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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