I love black thongs
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
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