i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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