As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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