used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I can't believe im sexting my roommate. This is really what my life has come to
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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