I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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