do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
FUCK WHALES
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