You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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