Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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