my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
only if we run a train.
done.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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