Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just puked in the walgreens aisle buying gatorade and advil for my hangover... i guess i failed
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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