windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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