Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Randomize
