It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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