Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Dude, jerking off when you're all hopped up on pre workout energy supplements has got to be the greatest thing I've ever done.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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