This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
These tits shall not be calmed
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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