My room smells like vodka and shame
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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