i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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