i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
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