Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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