5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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