yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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