Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
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