their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
Shame - the story of my life.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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