Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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