i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
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