She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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