Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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