i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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