There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I'm at about main and main street
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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