i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Randomize
