She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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