So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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