i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
