when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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