Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
I know her cup size but not her name....
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
